Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th February 2003

Dilbert//5050, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 11th February 2003

Tags

cold addicted rx drugs six months coffeemaker

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert are at the coffee machine. Wally says, "I heard you had a cold."

Dilbert responds, "It wasn't a cold."

Dilbert continues, "I was addicted to prescription drugs and I grew an exoskeleton. I've been in rehab and surgery for six months."

Wally responds, "Just to be clear: Can I catch any of that by touching the coffeemaker after you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU HAD A COLD.

IT WASN'T A COLD.

I WAS ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND I GREW AN EXOSKELETON. I'VE BEEN IN REHAB AND SURGERY FOR SIX MONTHS.

JUST TO BE CLEAR: CAN I CATCH ANY OF THAT BY TOUCHING THE COFFEEMAKER AFTER YOU?

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