Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th February 2003

Dilbert//5051, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 12th February 2003

Tags

evil hr director hire job interview urine sample social secuirty past emplyers past lovers despicable

Official transcript

Headline: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert says to an interviewee, "I need to check a few things before we hire you."

Catbert continues, "Give me blood, hair and urine samples, fingerprints, social- security number, past employers, and past lovers."

The Boss and Catbert are meeting. The Boss is looking over the interviewee's records. The Boss asks, "Before we started doing all of this checking, did you know that everyone in the world was despicable?"

Catbert replies, "Yes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR I NEED TO CHECK A FEW THINGS BEFORE WE HIRE YOU.

GIVE ME BLOOD, HAIR, AND URINE SAMPLES, FINGERPRINTS, SOCIAL - SECURITY NUMBER, PAST EMPLOYERS, AND PAST LOVERS.

BEFORE WE STARTED DOING ALL OF THIS CHECKING, DID YOU KNOW THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS DESPICABLE?

YES

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