Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th February 2003

Dilbert//5053, first published 23 years ago on Friday 14th February 2003

Tags

stagger lunch someone here know in adavnce take a pill pecking order errands

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "From now on, I want you to stagger your lunch so someone is always here."

Asok exclaims, "Gaaa! As the lowest person in the pecking order, I will never know in advance when I can eat."

Asok yells, "It is the end of errands as I know them!!"

The Boss turns and says, "Sheesh, take a pill."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, I WANT YOU TO STAGGER YOUR LUNCH HOURS SO SOMEONE IS ALWAYS HERE.

GAAA! AS THE LOWEST PERSON IN THE PECKING ORDER, I WILL NEVER KNOW IN ADVANCE WHEN I CAN EAT!!

SHEESH, TAKE A PILL.

IT IS THE END OF ERRANDS AS I KNOW THEM!!

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