Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th February 2003

Dilbert//5052, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 13th February 2003

Tags

evil hr director references ex emplyees mazy loron rhyme

Official transcript

Headline: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert sits at his desk. The phone rings and Catbert thinks, "Evil."

Catbert says into the telephone, "I'm sorry, I can't give references for ex- employees."

Catbert continues, "But if I did, it would rhyme with 'mazy loron.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR RING I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GIVE REFERENCES FOR EX-EMPLOYEES.

BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD RHYME WITH "MAZY LORON."

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