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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th February 2003

Dilbert//5052, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 13th February 2003


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evil hr director references ex emplyees mazy loron rhyme


Official transcript

Headline: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert sits at his desk. The phone rings and Catbert thinks, "Evil."

Catbert says into the telephone, "I'm sorry, I can't give references for ex- employees."

Catbert continues, "But if I did, it would rhyme with 'mazy loron.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR RING I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GIVE REFERENCES FOR EX-EMPLOYEES.

BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD RHYME WITH "MAZY LORON."

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

The comic strip features an evil Human Resources (H.R.) director who is tasked with giving references for ex-employees. However, the director has a unique approach to providing references. Instead of giving traditional references, the director decides to rhyme with "Mazy Loron," which is not a real person's name.

Key Elements:

  • The evil H.R. director is depicted as a red creature sitting at a desk with a phone.
  • The director is shown thinking about how to give a reference for an ex-employee.
  • The director decides to rhyme with "Mazy Loron," which is not a real person's name.
  • The director is shown speaking into the phone, saying "But if I did, it would rhyme with 'Mazy Loron.'"

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the absurdity of the situation. The evil H.R. director is trying to be creative and clever, but ends up coming up with a nonsensical reference that doesn't make sense. The use of alliteration and rhyme adds to the comedic effect, making the strip entertaining and lighthearted.

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