Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th February 2003

Dilbert//5056, first published 23 years ago on Monday 17th February 2003

Tags

take call excuse me inconsiderate guts crushing head imagine

Official transcript

Dilbert is in a meeting. His coworker's cell phone rings. The coworker says, "Excuse me while I take this call."

Dilbert replies, "Okay."

Just as the coworker is about the answer his phone, Dilbert says, "Excuse me while I hate your inconsiderate guts."

The coworker turns away annoyed and says into his phone, "No, nothing important."

Dilbert continues, "Excuse me while I imagine crushing your head."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXCUSE ME WHILE I TAKE THIS CALL.

OKAY.

RING EXCUSE ME WHILE I HATE YOUR INCONSIDERATE GUTS.

NO, NOTHING IMPORTANT.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I IMAGINE CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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