Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th February 2003

Dilbert//5057, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 18th February 2003

Tags

evil hr director flex time long hours eight to five unpaid overtime need to be flexible

Official transcript

Headline: Catbert: Evil H.R. Catbert addresses a meeting, "From now on, the company will allow flex time."

Catbert continues, "You can work any hours you like, as long as you're here from eight to five."

Dilbert turns and says, "That's called unpaid overtime."

Catbert replies, "And you need to be flexible to do that yourself, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR FROM NOW ON, THE COMPANY WILL ALLOW FLEX TIME.

YOU CAN WORK ANY HOURS YOU LIKE, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE FROM EIGHT TO FIVE.

THAT'S CALLED UNPAID OVERTIME.

AND YOU NEED TO BE FLEXIBLE TO DO THAT TO YOURSELF, RIGHT?

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