Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st February 2003

Dilbert//5060, first published 23 years ago on Friday 21st February 2003

Tags

customer references parking lot ring

Official transcript

Dilbert is meeting with a salesman. Dilbert asks, "Do you have any customer references I could call?"

The salesman hands him a piece of paper and says, "Right here."

Dilbert calls the number, "Beep, beep, boop, beep."

The salesman's cell phone rings. The salesman's cell phone continues to ring. Dilbert says, "No answer."

The salesman replies, "Try again when I'm in the parking lot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY CUSTOMER REFERENCES I COULD CALL?

RIGHT HERE.

BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP R-R-RING NO ANSWER.

TRY AGAIN WHEN I'M IN THE PARKING LOT.

R-R-ING

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