Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th February 2003

Dilbert//5059, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 20th February 2003

Tags

own luxury motor coach work and sleep parking lot best fanatasy tv

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice, and Wally are eating lunch. Wally says, "My fantasy is to own a luxury motor coach."

Wally continues, "I'd drive it to work and sleep all day in the parking lot. It would be like paradise."

Dilbert responds, "That's your best fantasy?"

Wally says, "It would also have a TV, in case I woke up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY FANTASY IS TO OWN A LUXURY MOTOR COACH.

I'D DRIVE IT TO WORK AND SLEEP ALL DAY IN THE PARKING LOT. IT WOULD BE LIKE PARADISE.

THAT'S YOUR BEST FANTASY?

IT WOULD ALSO HAVE A TV, IN CASE I WOKE UP.

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