Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th February 2003

Dilbert//5067, first published 23 years ago on Friday 28th February 2003

Tags

big mouth bloated employee taunting toxic co worker

Official transcript

Headline: The Toxic Co-worker. Toxic Tom approaches Alice and says, "You wouldn't believe what people are saying about you."

Toxic Tom continues, "I tried to defend you. I said you look slow only because you're bloated."

Toxic Tom continues, "But what ticks me off is that everyone in the department earns more than you do."

Alice clenches her teeth and holds back her fist.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE TOXIC COWORKER YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU.

I TRIED TO DEFEND YOU. I SAID YOU LOOK SLOW ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE BLOATED.

BUT WHAT TICKS ME OFF IS THAT EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO.

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