Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st March 2003

Dilbert//5068, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 1st March 2003

Tags

fire toxic co worker lazy and ineffectual selfish toxic guy wally

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, and Alice approach The Boss. Dilbert says, "We demand that you fire our toxic co-worker."

Wally turns to Dilbert and asks, "You aren't talking about me, are you?"

Dilbert turns and says, "No, you're lazy and ineffectual with an overlay of selfish."

Wally asks, "And I hate the toxic guy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE DEMAND THAT YOU FIRE OUR TOXIC COWORKER.

YOU AREN'T TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?

NO, YOU'RE LAZY AND INEFFECTUAL WITH AN OVERLAY OF SELFISH.

AND I HATE THE TOXIC GUY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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