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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th March 2003

Dilbert//5071, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 4th March 2003


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statue front entrance unlucky guy karl feed birds serving example


Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "Our facilities management says the new statue by the front entrance isn't a statue."

The Boss continues, "It's an unlucky guy named Karl who had been warned many times not to feed the birds."

The Boss continues, "Then it talks about statistical clustering.. blah, blah, blah.. and serving an example."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR FACILITIES MANAGEMENT SAYS THE NEW STATUE BY THE FRONT ENTRANCE ISN'T A STATUE.

IT'S AN UNLUCKY GUY NAMED KARL WHO HAD BEEN WARNED MANY TIMES NOT TO FEED THE BIRDS.

THEN IT TALKS ABOUT STATISTICAL CLUSTERING... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...AND SERVING AS AN EXAMPLE.

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