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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd March 2003

Dilbert//5070, first published 23 years ago on Monday 3rd March 2003


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respond email reply vicious cycle voice mails


Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "You don't respond to my e-mail anymore."

The Boss replies, "When I reply to e-mail, it attracts more e-mail. I'm trying to break the vicious cycle."

Dilbert says, "Well.. I'll leave you voice-mails."

The Boss answers, "Let me know how that works out for you."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU DON'T RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ANYMORE.

WHEN I REPLY TO EMAIL, IT ATTRACTS MORE EMAIL. I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE VICIOUS CYCLE.

WELL... I'LL LEAVE YOU VOICE - MAILS.

LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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