Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th March 2003

Dilbert//5073, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 6th March 2003

Tags

loser magazine featuring you cover photo breakroom napping show offs

Official transcript

Carol enters Wally's cubicle and says, "A man from 'Loser Magazine' wants to see you."

Carol continues, "He said something about featuring you on the cover."

Wally replies, "Send him over."

Carol looks out and says, "I tried, but he keeps going into the break room and napping."

Wally responds, "I hate show-offs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A MAN FROM "LOSER MAGAZINE" WANTS TO SEE YOU.

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FEATURING YOU ON THE COVER.

SEND HIM OVER.

I TRIED, BUT HE KEEPS GOING INTO THE BREAK ROOM AND NAPPING.

I HATE SHOWOFFS.

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