Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th March 2003

Dilbert//5074, first published 23 years ago on Friday 7th March 2003

Tags

loser magazine pen easy questions borrow pen chewer denied loan

Official transcript

The reporter approaches Wally and says, "Wally, I'd like to interview you for 'Loser Magazine.'"

Wally responds, "Okay."

The reporter asks, "Do you have a pen?"

Wally says, "Wow. These are easy questions."

The reporter says, "I mean, may I borrow your pen?"

Wally responds, "No, you look like a chewer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU FOR "LOSER MAGAZINE." OKAY.

DO YOU HAVE A PEN?

WOW.

THESE ARE EASY QUESTIONS.

I MEAN, MAY I BORROW YOUR PEN?

NO, YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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