Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th March 2003

Dilbert//5074, first published 23 years ago on Friday 7th March 2003

Tags

loser magazine pen easy questions borrow pen chewer denied loan

Official transcript

The reporter approaches Wally and says, "Wally, I'd like to interview you for 'Loser Magazine.'"

Wally responds, "Okay."

The reporter asks, "Do you have a pen?"

Wally says, "Wow. These are easy questions."

The reporter says, "I mean, may I borrow your pen?"

Wally responds, "No, you look like a chewer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU FOR "LOSER MAGAZINE." OKAY.

DO YOU HAVE A PEN?

WOW.

THESE ARE EASY QUESTIONS.

I MEAN, MAY I BORROW YOUR PEN?

NO, YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Interview"

Summary:

The comic strip features a humorous exchange between Wally, who is being interviewed for a job at "Loser Magazine," and the interviewer. The conversation begins with the interviewer asking if Wally has a pen, to which Wally responds by borrowing one from the interviewer. The interviewer then asks if Wally looks like a "chewer," implying that Wally has a habit of chewing on pens. Wally responds by saying that he does not look like a chewer, but rather a "cheever." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of job interviews and the quirks of office culture.

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