Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th March 2003

Dilbert//5075, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 8th March 2003

Tags

loser magazine forgetting sounds good fame

Official transcript

The reporter says to Wally, "Your story is perfect for 'Loser Magazine.'"

The reporter continues, "It makes me wish I'd written it down because I'm already forgetting...Oops, it's gone."

The reporter concludes, "I'll just make up something that sounds good. And I'll use photos of a model. Thanks, Willy."

Wally thinks, "I'm famous!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR STORY 1S PERFECT FOR "LOSER MAGAZINE." IT MAKES ME WISH ID WRITTEN IT DOWN BECAUSE I'M ALREADY FORGETTING ...OOPS, IT'S GONE.

I'LL JUST MAKE UP SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS GOOD. AND I'LL USE PHOTOS OF A MODEL. THANKS, WILLY.

I'M FAMOUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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