Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th March 2003

Dilbert//5081, first published 23 years ago on Friday 14th March 2003

Tags

just in time inventory strategy deepest sympathy sharp stabbing pain promises

Official transcript

Dilbert is meeting with a client. The client says, "My company is moving to a 'Just in Time' inventory strategy. You'll deliver when we need it."

Dilbert responds, "So.. your success depends on my company doing what it promises? You have my deepest sympathy."

The client points to his own chest and says, "I feel a sharp, stabbing pain in my chest."

Dilbert replies, "And so it begins."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY IS MOVING TO A "JUST IN TIME" INVENTORY STRATEGY. YOU'LL DELIVER WHEN WE NEED IT.

SO... YOUR SUCCESS DEPENDS ON MY COMPANY DOING WHAT IT PROMISES?

YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST SYMPATHY.

I FEEL A SHARP, STABBING PAIN IN MY CHEST.

AND SO IT BEGINS.

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