Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th March 2003

Dilbert//5082, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 15th March 2003

Tags

cutomers delivery business took money winner lied

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "A customer keeps asking when we'll deliver the stuff they bought."

The Boss asks, "When will we?"

Dilbert responds, "Never, you lied to them to get their business."

Dilbert continues, "You took their money and gave them nothing. Do you know what that makes you?"

The Boss exclaims, "The winner!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A CUSTOMER KEEPS ASKING WHEN WELL DELIVER THE STUFF THEY BOUGHT.

WHEN WILL WE?

NEVER. YOU LIED TO THEM TO GET THEIR BUSINESS.

YOU TOOK THEIR MONEY AND GAVE THEM NOTHING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES YOU?

THE WINNER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Winner"

Summary:

The comic strip features a customer who asks when a product will be delivered, only to be met with a salesperson's response that they will not receive the product because they lied about needing it. The customer is confused and asks if they will get their money back, to which the salesperson replies that they have already won and should be happy with their prize. The customer is left perplexed and unsure of what to do next.

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