Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th March 2003

Dilbert//5082, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 15th March 2003

Tags

cutomers delivery business took money winner lied

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "A customer keeps asking when we'll deliver the stuff they bought."

The Boss asks, "When will we?"

Dilbert responds, "Never, you lied to them to get their business."

Dilbert continues, "You took their money and gave them nothing. Do you know what that makes you?"

The Boss exclaims, "The winner!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A CUSTOMER KEEPS ASKING WHEN WELL DELIVER THE STUFF THEY BOUGHT.

WHEN WILL WE?

NEVER. YOU LIED TO THEM TO GET THEIR BUSINESS.

YOU TOOK THEIR MONEY AND GAVE THEM NOTHING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES YOU?

THE WINNER

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