Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd March 2003

Dilbert//5089, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 22nd March 2003

Tags

work requirements cleverly hide comptenece workflow

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "I can't start the project because the user won't give me his requirements."

The Boss replies, "Start making something anyway. Otherwise we'll look unhelpful."

Dilbert says, "So, our plan is to cleverly hide our competence."

The Boss responds, "You think too much."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T START THE PROJECT BECAUSE THE USER WON'T GIVE ME HIS REQUIREMENTS.

START MAKING SOMETHING ANYWAY.

OTHERWISE WE'LL LOOK UNHELPFUL.

SO, OUR PLAN IS TO CLEVERLY HIDE OUR COMPETENCE.

YOU THINK TOO MUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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