Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th March 2003

Dilbert//5093, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 26th March 2003

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furniture psychic old chair passed

Official transcript

Headline: Furniture Psychic. Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk wearing a magician's hat. Dogbert says, "Your old chair has passed to the other side."

Dogbert continues, "He says you'll know what this means: 'Squeak, squeak."

The Boss cries and says, "Yes."

Dogbert says, "Your desk says, 'Thanks for the gum.'"

The Boss sobs, "I need closure!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FURNITURE PSYCHIC YOUR OLD CHAIR HAS PASSED TO THE OTHER SIDE.

HE SAYS YOULL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS: "SQUEAK, SQUEAK." YES YOUR DESK SAYS, "THANKS FOR THE GUM." I NEED CLOSURE!

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