Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th March 2003

Dilbert//5092, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 25th March 2003

Tags

feng shui pet psychic new career furniture psychic wastebasket loves desk

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting at the kitchen table. Dogbert says, "They believe in Feng Shui. They believe in the pet psychic."

Dogbert continues, "This suggests an excellent new career for me."

Carol approaches The Boss and says, "The furniture psychic is here. He says my wastebasket is in love with my desk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY BELIEVE IN FENG SHUI. THEY BELIEVE IN THE PET PSYCHIC.

THIS SUGGESTS AN EXCELLENT NEW CAREER FOR ME.

THE FURNITURE PSYCHIC IS HERE. HE SAYS MY WASTEBASKET IS IN LOVE WITH MY DESK.

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