Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st March 2003

Dilbert//5098, first published 23 years ago on Monday 31st March 2003

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ceo placements magic 8 ball performed better dogbert the headhunter

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert the Headhunter. Dogbert says to a client, "Let me tell you how good my CEO placements have been."

Dogbert continues, "An astonishing fifty percent of them have performed better than the other half!"

Dogbert continues, "If you're on a budget, I recommend one of our stuffed CEO units with a 'Magic 8 Ball' head."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE HEADHUNTER LET ME TELL YOU HOW GOOD MY CEO PLACEMENTS HAVE BEEN.

AN ASTONISHING FIFTY PERCENT OF THEM HAVE PERFORMED BETTER THAN THE OTHER HALF!

IF YOU'RE ON A CEO UNITS WITH A "MAGIC 8 BALL" HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CEO Performance Review"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a character from the popular "Dilbert" comic strip, as the headhunter conducting a CEO performance review.
• The CEO is impressed with Dogbert's performance, stating that 50% of them have performed better than the other half.
• Dogbert recommends a "Magic 8 Ball" head as a suitable replacement for the current CEO unit, citing its ability to provide accurate and helpful advice.
• The CEO is hesitant to make a decision, but Dogbert assures him that the "Magic 8 Ball" head is a reliable and efficient solution.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using a "Magic 8 Ball" as a CEO, highlighting the absurdity of relying on a random answer generator to make important business decisions.

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