Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st April 2003

Dilbert//5099, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 1st April 2003

Tags

critical engineer handshake head with lies new team player parinoid soft and clammy hand undead engineering

Official transcript

The Boss introduces a woman to Dilbert, "Dilbert, meet your new team member, Peri Noid."

Peri Noid extends her hand and asks, "Why haven't you invited me to a meeting? Who's filling your head with lies?"

Peri Noid continues, "Your hand is soft and clammy! Are you the undead?!!"

Dilbert replies, "Engineer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, MEET YOUR NEW TEAM MEMBER, PERI NOID.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU INVITED ME TO A MEETING? WHO'S FILLING YOUR HEAD WITH LIES?

YOUR HAND IS SOFT AND CLAMMY! ARE YOU THE UNDEAD?!!

ENGINEER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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