Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th April 2003

Dilbert//5102, first published 23 years ago on Friday 4th April 2003

Tags

defective coworker trade in co workers with defects parts hair in middle defects yet discovered

Official transcript

Dilbert carries Peri Noid into a back tunnel way. The Garbageman says, "You can't repair a defective co-worker."

The Garbageman leads Dilbert into a room filled with defective co-workers enclosed in glass capsules. The Garbageman says, "The best you can do is trade for a co-worker whose defects you haven't yet discovered."

Dilbert points to a man and asks, "What's wrong with this one?"

The Garbageman replies, "He parts his hair in the middle; that's just wrong."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN'T REPAIR A DEFECTIVE COWORKER.

THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS TRADE FOR A COWORKER WHOSE DEFECTS YOU HAVEN'T YET DISCOVERED.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ONE?

HE PARTS HIS HAIR IN THE MIDDLE: THAT'S JUST WRONG.

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