Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd April 2003

Dilbert//5101, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 3rd April 2003

Tags

reapir defective co workers paramoid invited to meetings fix her trade in liar moron whistler

Official transcript

Dilbert carries Peri Noid over his shoulder towards a shop with a sign that reads, "Repair Defective Co-workers."

Dilbert holds Peri up and says to The Garbageman, "She's paranoid about not being invited to meetings. Can you fix her?"

The Garbageman replies, "Nope."

Dilbert asks, "Can I trade her in?"

The Garbageman responds, "Would you like a liar, a moron, or a whistler?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REPAIR DEFECTIVE COWORKERS SHE'S PARANOID ABOUT NOT BEING INVITED TO MEETINGS. CAN YOU FIX HER?

NOPE.

CAN I TRADE HER IN?

WOULD YOU LIKE A LIAR, A MORON, OR A WHISTLER?

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