Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th April 2003

Dilbert//5107, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 9th April 2003

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body double despots most successful double take hit personal dress code dress intern

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk and says, "You need a body double. They're popular with your most successful despots."

Dogbert continues, "If someone tries to ambush you into making a decision, the double will take the hit."

The Boss approaches Asok with a pointy-haired hat in his hands and says, "I want you to think of this as your own personal dress code."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEED A BODY DOUBLE. THEY'RE POPULAR WITH YOUR MOST SUCCESSFUL DESPOTS.

IF SOMEONE TRIES TO AMBUSH YOU INTO MAKING A DECISION, THE DOUBLE WILL TAKE THE HIT.

I WANT YOU TO THINK OF THIS AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL DRESS CODE.

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