Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th April 2003

Dilbert//5108, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 10th April 2003

Tags

walk into ambushes trap you helpful body double new body double

Official transcript

Asok is wearing a mask and pointy-haired hat. The Boss says, "Asok, as my new body double, your job is to walk into ambushes."

The Boss continues, "If someone tries to trap you into being helpful, do what I would do."

Asok asks, "What would you do?"

The Boss replies, "I'd get a body double."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, AS MY NEW BODY DOUBLE, YOUR JOB IS TO WALK INTO AMBUSHES.

IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TRAP YOU INTO BEING HELPFUL, DO WHAT I WOULD DO.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

I'D GET A BODY DOUBLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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