Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th April 2003

Dilbert//5111, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 13th April 2003

Tags

hard day meeting with ceo billion dollar comapny free stock cash fow revenue disaster events tragic evenets slpping fear induced meeting

Open source transcript

I'M TAKING MY BUSINESS CASE TO SOME VENTURE CAPITALISTS.

I'M HOPING THAT THEIR WISDOM AND RESOURCES WILL MAKE IT A BILLION- DOLLAR COMPANY.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FREE STOCK?

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF MY LOVED ONES?

WHAT WOULD THE CASH FLOW LOOK LIKE IF...

... REVENUE WAS ZERO MICROSOFT AND IBM ENTERED THE MARKET.

YOUR FACTORY BURNED DOWN AND A PIANO FELL ON YOUR HEAD?

BAH!

AND WHAT ABOUT CIVIL UNREST, LAWSUITS, NATURAL DISASTERS AND LOCUSTS?

. THEN THE LITTLE ONE SLAPPED ME.

NOW RE-E-EL THEM IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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