Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th April 2003

Dilbert//5113, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 15th April 2003

Tags

unspecified short comings co worker accuser witness protection program boss meeting business

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in The Boss' office. The Boss says, "A co-worker who shall remain nameless has accused you of unspecified shortcomings."

The Boss continues, "Your accuser has been placed in the witness protection program."

Dilbert asks, "You have a program for that?"

The Boss replies, "Actually, I just forget who says what."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A COWORKER WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS HAS ACCUSED YOU OF UNSPECIFIED SHORTCOMINGS.

YOUR ACCUSER HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.

YOU HAVE A PROGRAM FOR THAT?

ACTUALLY, I JUST FORGET WHO SAYS WHAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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