Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st May 2003

Dilbert//5129, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 1st May 2003

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unimportant project inspirational quotes lobby walls eagle

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Wally and says, "I have an unimportant project, so I thought of you."

The Boss continues, "Find a bunch of inspirational quotes that we can put on the lobby walls."

Wally types, "If being an eagle is such a good idea, why are there so few of them?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN UNIMPORTANT PROJECT, SO I THOUGHT OF YOU.

FIND A BUNCH OF INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES THAT WE CAN PUT ON THE LOBBY WALLS.

"IF BEING AN EAGLE IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA, WHY ARE THERE 50 FEW OF THEM?"

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