Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd May 2003

Dilbert//5130, first published 23 years ago on Friday 2nd May 2003

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collecting quotes cubilce freakish waste inspirational quotes lobby wall over elevators

Official transcript

Wally approaches Alice and says, "I've been asked to collect inspirational quotes for the lobby wall."

Alice responds, "Get out of my cubicle, you freakish waste of carbon."

Wally writes down Alice's quote as he walks away and thinks, "That'll look good over the elevators."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO COLLECT INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR THE LOBBY WALL.

GET OUT OF MY CUBICLE, YOU FREAKISH WASTE OF CARBON.

THAT'LL LOOK GOOD OVER THE ELEVATORS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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