Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd May 2003

Dilbert//5131, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 3rd May 2003

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cannibals inspirational quotes lobby wall hands on stomach

Official transcript

Wally hands The Boss a piece of paper and says, "As requested, I pulled together some inspirational quotes for our lobby wall."

The Boss reads the list and says, "Hannibal Lector... The Donner Party... Uh.. Wally, most of these people are cannibals."

Wally puts his hand on his stomach and says, "It was probably a mistake to do this assignment on an empty stomach."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS REQUESTED, I PULLED TOGETHER SOME INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR OUR LOBBY WALL.

HANNIBAL LECTER...

THE DONNER PARTY.

UH... WALLY, MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE CANNIBALS.

IT WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE TO DO THIS ASSIGNMENT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

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