Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th May 2003

Dilbert//5133, first published 23 years ago on Monday 5th May 2003

Tags

new thoughts head heavier compensate meeting no goals be on stamp future golas business

Official transcript

Dilbert and Wally are at the coffee machine. Wally says, "I think my head is getting heavier from all the new thoughts."

Wally continues, "I plan to compensate by propping it up with my arm during meetings."

Dilbert says, "Some people think you have no goals."

Wally responds, "Long term, I hope to be on a stamp."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK MY HEAD IS GETTING HEAVIER FROM ALL THE NEW THOUGHTS.

I PLAN TO COMPENSATE BY PROPPING IT UP WITH MY ARM DURING MEETINGS.

SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU HAVE NO GOALS.

LONG TERM I HOPE TO BE ON A STAMP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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