Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th May 2003

Dilbert//5134, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 6th May 2003

Tags

elbonian ad reputation our image leprechauns mud export primary export vegetarian backlash

Official transcript

Dogbert is meeting with an Elbonian. The Elbonian says, "Elbonia has gotten a bad reputation. We need your help to rebuild our image."

The Elbonian continues, "The problem began when we discovered a civilization of leprechauns living under our mud."

The Elbonian continues, "Now they're our primary export. But we underestimated the vegetarian backlash."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIA HAS GOTTEN A BAD REPUTATION.

WE NEED YOUR HELP TO REBUILD OUR IMAGE.

THE PROBLEM BEGAN WHEN WE DISCOVERED A CIVILIZATION OF LEPRECHAUNS LIVING UNDER OUR MUD.

NOW THEY'RE OUR PRIMARY EXPORT.

BUT WE UNDERESTIMATED THE VEGETARIAN BACKLASH.

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