Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th May 2003

Dilbert//5135, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 7th May 2003

Tags

exporting leprechaun meat cameras elbonians no excuse

Official transcript

Headline: P.R. for Elbonia. Dogbert is standing on a table. He addresses two Elbonians, "The media give you a bad rap for exporting leprechaun meat."

Dogbert continues, "Our ad campaign will feature a leprechaun explaining that they enjoy being eaten."

Ratbert is dressed up like a leprechaun in front of cameras. He is standing in a frying pan and holding a meat tenderizer. He says, "Elbonians are our best friends. Now excuse me while I tenderize myself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

P.R. FOR ELBONIA THE MEDIA GIVE YOU A BAD RAP FOR EXPORTING LEPRECHAUN MEAT.

OUR AD CAMPAIGN WILL FEATURE A LEPRECHAUN EXPLAINING THAT THEY ENJOY BEING EATEN.

ELBONIANS ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I TENDERIZE MYSELF.

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