Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th May 2003

Dilbert//5138, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 10th May 2003

Tags

drive ny management sprayed cubicle irrational orders waddled away wadlle funny word empathy

Official transcript

Dilbert is home; his arm is in a sling. He says to Dogbert, "I'm a victim of drive-by management."

Dilbert continues, "He sprayed my cubicle with irrational orders and waddled away."

Dogbert responds, "Heh-heh, waddle is a funny word."

Dilbert waves his free hand and says, "I feel your empathy slipping away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A VICTIM OF DRIVE- BY MANAGEMENT.

HE SPRAYED MY CUBICLE WITH IRRATIONAL ORDERS AND WADDLED AWAY.

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WADDLE IS A FUNNY WORD.

I FEEL YOUR EMPATHY SLIPPING AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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