Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th May 2003

Dilbert//5138, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 10th May 2003

Dilbert for Friday 9th May 2003

Dilbert for Sunday 11th May 2003

Tags

drive ny management sprayed cubicle irrational orders waddled away wadlle funny word empathy

Official transcript

Dilbert is home; his arm is in a sling. He says to Dogbert, "I'm a victim of drive-by management."

Dilbert continues, "He sprayed my cubicle with irrational orders and waddled away."

Dogbert responds, "Heh-heh, waddle is a funny word."

Dilbert waves his free hand and says, "I feel your empathy slipping away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A VICTIM OF DRIVE- BY MANAGEMENT.

HE SPRAYED MY CUBICLE WITH IRRATIONAL ORDERS AND WADDLED AWAY.

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WADDLE IS A FUNNY WORD.

I FEEL YOUR EMPATHY SLIPPING AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Waddle of Empathy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks, interacting with Wally, his coworker. The conversation begins with Dilbert stating he is a victim of drive-by management, implying that his manager is absent and uninvolved. Wally responds by spraying Dilbert's cubicle with irrational orders and waddling away, leaving Dilbert feeling a lack of empathy.

Key Points:

Dilbert is a victim of drive-by management.
Wally sprays Dilbert's cubicle with irrational orders.
Wally waddles away, leaving Dilbert feeling a lack of empathy.
The comic strip pokes fun at the concept of management and the lack of empathy in the workplace.

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