Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st May 2003

Dilbert//5149, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 21st May 2003

Tags

power to become invisible sit home get paid wally boss hiding

Official transcript

Wally and Asok are eating lunch. Wally says, "Long term, I hope to convince our boss that I have the power to become invisible."

Wally continues, "Then I can just sit home and get paid. Oh, it will be sweet."

The Boss is sitting at his desk, he looks scared. He asks, "Wally? Is that you?"

Wally is hiding behind The Boss' chair. Wally replies, "Right in front of you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LONG TERM, I HOPE TO CONVINCE OUR BOSS THAT I HAVE THE POWER TO BECOME INVISIBLE.

THEN I CAN JUST SIT HOME AND GET PAID. OH, IT WILL BE SWEET.

WALLY? IS THAT YOU?

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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