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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd May 2003

Dilbert//5150, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 22nd May 2003


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job not stimulating togers toger meat analogy zebra


Official transcript

Asok says to The Boss, "My job is not stimulating my mind."

Asok continues, "If you want to have tigers, you must feed them tiger meat."

Asok adds, "But that is only an analogy. Please do not make me eat a zebra."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY JOB IS NOT STIMULATING MY MIND.

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE TIGERS, YOU MUST FEED THEM TIGER MEAT.

BUT THAT IS ONLY AN ANALOGY. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME EAT A ZEBRA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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