Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th May 2003

Dilbert//5152, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 24th May 2003

Tags

focus on execution excuse poepl look like accident two hours long meetings

Official transcript

The Boss' boss shakes his finger at The Boss and says, "You've got to focus on execution!"

The Boss is puzzled. The Boss says to Catbert, "I think he wants me to execute people."

Catbert responds, "Make it look like an accident."

The Boss announces at a meeting, "From now on, my staff meetings will be two hours long."

Alice and Wally sob.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE GOT TO FOCUS ON EXECUTION!

I THINK HE WANTS EXECUTE PEOPLE.

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.

FROM NOW ON, MY STAFF MEETINGS WILL BE TWO HOURS LONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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