Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd May 2003

Dilbert//5151, first published 23 years ago on Friday 23rd May 2003

Tags

plant watering service less expensive one plastic plants

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "I fired our plant-watering service and hired a less expensive one."

The Boss continues, "That's the sort of leadership that will turn this company around."

Wally asks, "Were we doing well?"

Dilbert says, "Our plants are plastic."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FIRED OUR PLANT- WATERING SERVICE AND HIRED A LESS EXPENSIVE ONE.

THAT'S THE SORT OF LEADERSHIP THAT WILL TURN THIS COMPANY AROUND.

WERE WE DOING WELL?

OUR PLANTS ARE PLASTIC.

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