Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th May 2003

Dilbert//5156, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 28th May 2003

Tags

extortion magazine more ad space week old spit half page ad

Official transcript

Carol hands The Boss a magazine and says, "Our products got reviewed in the new issue of 'Extortion Magazine.'"

The Boss reads, "If they had bought more ad space in this magazine, we would not compare their products to week-old spit."

Carol says, "It's better than last month."

The Boss responds, "I'll bet we can get to 'day-old' with another half-page ad."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PRODUCTS GOT REVIEWED IN THE NEW ISSUE OF "EXTORTION MAGAZINE." "IF THEY HAD BOUGHT MORE AD SPACE IN THIS MAGAZINE, WE WOULD NOT COMPARE THEIR PRODUCTS TO WEEK-OLD SPIT." IT'S BETTER THAN LAST MONTH.

I'LL BET WE CAN GET TO "DAY-OLD" WITH ANOTHER HALF-PAGE AD.

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