Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th May 2003

Dilbert//5157, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 29th May 2003

Tags

conincidences ell phones ring emergency crisis meetings people leave

Official transcript

The Boss is about to start a meeting. Wally, Dilbert, Asok, and Alice's cell phones all ring simultaneously. Wally says into his phone, "Emergency, you say?"

Dilbert asks into his phone, "Crisis?"

The Boss is alone in the conference room. He thinks, "I'm losing my faith in coincidences."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RING RING RING EMERGENCY, YOU SAY?

CRISIS?

I'M LOSING MY FAITH IN COINCIDENCES.

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