Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd June 2003

Dilbert//5161, first published 23 years ago on Monday 2nd June 2003

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disgruntled employees open door policy rush hour safely dropped traffic trap door eliminate whiners

Official transcript

Catbert points to a drawing and says to The Boss, "The trap door will work with your 'open door policy' to eliminate whiners."

Catbert continues, "Disgruntled employees will be safely dropped into rush hour traffic."

The Boss is lying face down in a snowy street. Cars are passing him by. The Boss thinks, "I need to remember that's there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE TRAP DOOR WILL WORK WITH YOUR "OPEN DOOR POLICY" TO ELIMINATE THE WHINERS.

DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES WILL BE SAFELY DROPPED INTO RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC.

I NEED TO REMEMBER THAT'S THERE.

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