Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd June 2003

Dilbert//5162, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 3rd June 2003

Tags

gambling casino bad luck casino extraordinary bad luck

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on his couch, reading a book. Dogbert stands on the armrest and says, "I plan to open a gambling casino for people who have extraordinarily bad luck."

Dilbert asks, "How can you tell who has extraordinarily bad luck?"

Dogbert replies, "They would be the ones that go to my casino."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO OPEN A GAMBLING CASINO FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE EXTRAORDINARILY BAD LUCK.

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHO HAS EXTRAORDINARILY BAD LUCK?

THEY WOULD BE THE ONES THAT GO TO MY CASINO.

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