Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th June 2003

Dilbert//5163, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 4th June 2003

Tags

casino for morons concept court room dogbert gaming commission ratbert room full dolts jury legal

Official transcript

Headline: Gaming Commission. Dogbert and Ratbert are sitting at a table. Dogbert says into a microphone, "My concept is a casino exclusively for morons."

Dogbert continues, "Imagine a room full of oblivious dolts, and I'm taking advantage of them for personal gain."

A woman on the commission asks, "When would that concept begin?"

Dogbert replies, "About a minute ago."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAMING COMMISSION MY CONCEPT IS A CASINO EXCLUSIVELY FOR MORONS.

IMAGINE A ROOM FULL OF OBLIVIOUS DOLTS, AND IM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THEM FOR PERSONAL GAIN.

WHEN WOULD THAT CONCEPT BEGIN?

ABOUT A MINUTE AGO.

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