Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th June 2003

Dilbert//5166, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 7th June 2003

Tags

new product revenue future slashed bidget development budget describe future doomed

Official transcript

The addresses a meeting, "The future of the company depends on new product revenue."

Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Question: Is that why you slashed the research and development budget?"

The Boss replies, "If you're so smart, let's see you describe our future without using the word 'doomed.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FUTURE OF THE COMPANY DEPENDS ON NEW PRODUCT REVENUE.

QUESTION: IS THAT WHY YOU SLASHED THE RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT BUDGET?

IF YOU'RE 50 SMART, LET'S SEE YOU DESCRIBE OUR FUTURE WITHOUT USING THE WORD "DOOMED."

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