Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th June 2003

Dilbert//5171, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 12th June 2003

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stay at home father love children rewarding lifestyle unpaid servant could iron

Official transcript

Alice and Bobby are out to dinner. Alice says, "If we married, would you mind being a stay-at-home father?"

Bobby responds, "I love children. That would be a very rewarding lifestyle."

Alice says, "Okay, now imagine that there aren't any kids, and you're basically my unpaid servant."

Bobby asks, "Could I iron?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF WE MARRIED, WOULD YOU MIND BEING A STAY-AT- HOME FATHER?

I LOVE CHILDREN.

THAT WOULD BE A VERY REWARDING LIFESTYLE.

OKAY, NOW IMAGINE THAT THERE AREN'T ANY KIDS, AND YOU'RE BASICALLY MY UNPAID SERVANT.

COULD I IRON?

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