Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th June 2003

Dilbert//5170, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 11th June 2003

Tags

stay home husband support career chocolate hot and cold bobby didn't hear

Official transcript

Alice says to the man in the apron, "Bobby, I'm looking for a stay-at-home husband to support my career."

Bobby responds, "I'm sorry - I was thinking about chocloate, and I didn't hear a word you just said."

Bobby walks away and says, "Br-r-r-r, I'm cold. Now I'm hot. Now I'm cold!"

Alice thinks, "This will take some work."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOBBY, I'M LOOKING FOR A STAY-AT-HOME HUSBAND TO SUPPORT MY CAREER.

I'M SORRY - I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE, AND I DIDN'T HEAR A WORD YOU JUST SAID.

THIS WILL TAKE SOME WORK.

BRR-R-R, I'M COLD.

NOW I'M HOT COLDW

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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