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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th June 2003

Dilbert//5177, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 18th June 2003


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grabbed by hand my sales meeting dressed like god huge hand guy thought it would be funny hee hee


Official transcript

The plane is shown being grabbed by a giant hand. A flight crew member announces, "Folks, please stay in your seats. We've been grabbed by a huge hand."

The woman next to Dilbert looks terrified. Dilbert says, "I hope this has nothing to do with how I dressed for my sales meeting at the Vatican."

Ratbert is watching television at home. A voice from the television says, "But it turned out to be a guy with a huge hand who said he 'thought it would be funny.'"

Ratbert laughs, "Hee hee! Huge hand."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FOLKS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR SEATS. WEVE BEEN GRABBED BY A HUGE HAND.

I HOPE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW I DRESSED FOR MY SALES MEETING AT THE VATICAN.

BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GUY WITH A HUGE HAND WHO SAID HE "THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY." HEE HEE!

HUGE HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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