Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th June 2003

Dilbert//5178, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 19th June 2003

Tags

switch to decaf secretly office employees sleeping sleep on job

Official transcript

Carol is sitting on a doctor's examination table. The doctor says, "Switch to decaf for a while. That should help."

Back at the office, Alice holds bag of coffee in her hands and thinks, "I'll replace all the office coffee with decaf for my convenience."

In the hallway, The Boss, Alice, and Dilbert are all asleep on the floor. Wally is slumped down; he thinks, "Must...find... antidote."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SWITCH TO DECAF FOR A WHILE. THAT SHOULD HELP.

I'LL REPLACE ALL OF THE OFFICE COFFEE WITH DECAF FOR MY CONVENIENCE.

MUST... FIND ...ANTIDOTE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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