Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th June 2003

Dilbert//5183, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 24th June 2003

Tags

announce record losses graphics department inebriated simians ratbert drawing monkey animals

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dogbert, "We need to announce our record losses in a way that doesn't make management look like..."

Dogbert finishes The Boss' sentence, "Inebriated simian miscreants?"

The Boss replies, "Right."

Headline: Graphics Department. Ratbert holds up a drawing of a monkey. Dogbert responds, "They want to go in a whole other direction."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO ANNOUNCE OUR RECORD LOSSES IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T MAKE MANAGEMENT LOOK LIKE...

INEBRIATED SIMIAN MISCREANTS?

RIGHT.

GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT THEY WANT TO GO IN A WHOLE OTHER DIRECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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